Ep05: Does the Meat Match the Feet?

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Apparently, they are one and the same.

We start off on the wrong foot from incorrect application of Spanish, inappropriate language characterizations, ignorant assertions, mispronunciation of the English language and skid thru the process of wrangling women in the interest of trying to get a girlfriend.  Then we move on to Jonathan’s desire to dabble in the exciting world of metal detecting and his take on True Blood.  More on the front to bring back the Great Bluedini and rediscovering Dunkaroos.  Ryan tutors Jonathan on how to enter the world of coffee appreciation on a budget.  Magnifying glasses are splendid, rotting vermin in your duct work is not.  The guys examine their nerd diet, And Ryan goes off on tablet computers and Lord of the Rings.

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Ep04: Kill a Good Thing

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Chopin used a lot of drugs.

Jonathan and Ryan examine the anatomy of gentrification and Converse shoes while lamenting things once cool and unknown that become popular, common and loved by douche bags.  Jonathan shares the Razzie award nominations from last year and maintains that it is current while it is in fact not; here’s the 2010 nominees: http://razzies.com/history/2010-worst-picture.asp  so don’t let us know about the mistake as we’re sure to fess up next show.

Also funeral music, school projects, British invasion of our superheroes and Chopin trips balls.

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Ep03: Shave the Arts?

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Who's gonna notice?

Jonathan and Ryan get the respect they deserve from Mr. Awesome voice. Jonathan apologizes for dropping the ball on his mafia coverage. Ryan sees the possibility of employ with Fox News. J.C. Penny scraps it’s beloved 6 page lingerie catalog that has 294 pages of other stuff in it to make it seem legit. A Nerd call to arms to save some of the little federal spending that’s invested in the arts each year. New dance craze “Moving Like Berney” has the guys looking for zombie panic rooms. Some chat about the Nintendo 3DS, the DOJ checking up in your ISP and some wisdom from the TI.

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Wondering if speed would help…

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In trying to find the One Ring of Sauron to rule the different social media pipes with our venture I’m left chewing coffee beans just to attempt to focus.  Hopefully that’s just the setup; but now I have a twitter – the NA has a twitter ‘@nerdaristocracy’ and I see these 140 characters of some we’re following and it’s like walking into a singles bar with ten minutes left in happy hour and

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Ep02: Let’s All Go to the Movies

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Jonathan and Ryan go to talking about some movies...Jonathan and Ryan talk about the mob, a great deal about movies and biz chat in general including some entertainment that is nauseating and some that is awesome.  Also Ryan thanks a listener for their feedback by tearing them apart and Jonathan realizes he’s getting older.  Ghostbuster fan clubs, Chewbacca inspires revelers, drunk owls and mis-guided nihilists fill in some more of the miscellaneous banter as the guys deliver episode 2 hot and creamy for your ears.

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Ep01: X-Mas and Stir-Fry

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Regal and Dorky All at Once

Here we go folks, rolling out for ’11 the premiere episode of The Nerd Aristocracy.

All inquires / love mail can be directed to mail@nerdaristocracy.com.

Forums to come where you can praise or shame us and more episodes inevitable.

Episode challenge; submit movies examples that are an unlikely successful genre mash up… and no, ‘Rom-Com’s do not count: they are not movies, they are affronts to God.

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