0Posted by Jonathan on September 28, 2011 at 7:53 pm
If you’re like me, when you saw the video below of female protesters being corralled, then pepper-sprayed, for no reason, you were infuriated. If you have yet to see it, beware, it will disgust you.
For a long time, the police in this country were villified. Along came 9/11, NYPD cops and firemen rose to the occasion, and cops got a good rep again… temporarily. Recently, the “Occupy Wall Street” protests have been occurring without much, if any, coverage from the national media outlets. Meanwhile, as depicted in NUMEROUS videos from fringe media and citizen journalists, the New York Police Department have been repeatedly brutalizing non-violent protesters, and using excessive force on whomever they can get their hands on. Unfortunately, these images destroy any goodwill the cops rightly earned during the aftermath of 9/11. We have returned to the days where a junior high education and a badge apparently give you the right to do whatever you wish to whomever you wish. This once again proves that small dicks and big guns are a bad combination. Now, I am not saying that all cops are bad. To the contrary, good cops are some of the greatest people in our society. However, when bad cops do bad things, and good cops sit idly by and watch, or do nothing, those good cops cease being good cops any longer. My father was in law-enforcement, so there are is no bigger proponent of good lawmen than myself.
The scumbag in the video above was revealed to be NYPD Deputy Inspector Anthony Bologna. Bologna was also caught on video in a second unprovoked pepper-spray attack on civilians seen here:
An N.Y.P.D. spokesman said that Bologna used the spray “judiciously.” However, after the second video was revealed, Police Commissioner Ray Kelly said that the Internal Affairs Bureau would “look into” Bologna’s actions. Kelly went on to say that the incident was being reviewed by the Civilian Complaint Review Board. Whatever that means. Obviously, the N.Y.P.D. just wants to sweep this under the rug, and wait for public outcry to die down.
Meanwhile, our friends at Anonymous have stepped up to the plate. After seeing this gross display of misplaced authority, Anonymous members have located some personal information about Deputy Scumbag Bologna. It can be found here: SCUMBAG .
Name: Anthony Bologna
Phone #: (518) 989-9051
Address: 5 Sawyer Ave, Unit A, Staten Island, NY
While perusing Deputy Scumbag’s previous addresses, one thing popped out at me. Several of his previous addresses are in the New Orleans metropolitan area, including Metairie, Covington, Mandeville, and New Orleans proper. I have placed a call to a source close to the N.O.P.D., but have yet to receive a response. I am interested to hear whether or not Deputy Scumbag was ever in the employ of the New Orleans Police Department, and if so, if he was prone to police brutality then as well. I will update this article when that information becomes available. In the meantime, feel free to call Deputy Scumbag before he changes his number, or write a letter. NBC News has reported that in the wake of the leak of his personal information, “extra security” has been placed outside the home of Deputy Scumbag. My question is this to Deputy Scumbag: If you are such a badass that you pepper spray a group of docile, confined, young women, why can’t you protect yourself and your family without back-up? Are the taxpayers of New York City supposed to pay for your personal bodyguards? How about this: How about you not do things that make people want to show up at your house to see justice done? Also, you are a sorry excuse for a human being, and I hope you rot in hell you disgusting worthless scumbag.
Winter is coming, yo. Ryan: the resident patient with wife in nursing school and the horror of old men pee pees and granny vajays. We welcome some special drop-in bonus guests! The brother Maurer, Sean and Matt; long time friends of Jonathan and Ryan drop in the studio for some round table nerd talk including Les Miserables on the big screen, nerdish tragedies with some passing ons: DJ Mehdi scratching on in the great here after, Charles Hickson of famed UFO abduction in Pascagoula, Mississippi in 1973 abducted for good by God. Relent and join Skynet, hasten the Terminator apocalypse, some cool pics of Saturn and Skynet blows us off the air.
Jonathan endorses Ford trucks, Edison shops CosCo, and Ryan shops the Lesbitarian isle of the grocery store. Bananas Foster in Florida = sacrilege and just punishment. Surprise: celebrity endorsed frozen foods suck more than varieties not spun off of a T.V. personality. Gordon Ramsay’s dwarf porn double survives badger suicide attempt.
Winter is Coining ~ Game of Publications: George R. R. Martin is the sole ruler to turn a profit from old-fashioned ‘books’ made from reformed, pulverized tree fibers. Splitting digital and analog: Netflix spins off it’s more-analog DVD service into Qwikster. J.D. Salinger’s nude cell phone pics! Playstation has users agree to limit their legal options. Nerding out on WoT and Saints.
Freemason patter with Ryan. Losing My Religion: Lucas nails his begotten to a cross… again. People who should’ve pulled a James Dean and died young. Jonathan looks forward to Voodoo Fest and Ryan rains on his parade. Ill-thought out actions of honor assertion, leads to unnatural deaths in dumb white people. Ryan relates a story where dismal lack of honor is eclipsed by driving sense of self preservation and wussdom. Nerd Chef: cooking up some good stuff. Nibiru vs. Elenin; not to be confused with the Vulcan characters from S02E9 of ST:TNG. “Up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky…”: celestial bling. List of Lists.
Bumper credit: Rick Ross’s Free Mason from ‘Teflon Don’
We begin by lightly chewing our tongues, and Ryan regales us with tech woes. Roller derby after-party fun-time, JB recommends Marc Maron on John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show, newly released Comedy Central. We compare and contrast Maron with another podcasting giant, Adam Carolla. Recollections of first exposure to stand up comedy, and the hook of funny. Soft talk, and our Christmas Special. “ARRR! What a find!” Terror of the Mind’s Eye, This Week in Nerd History, JB’s fav pizza: Giordano’s Famous Chicago Style Pizza, (but he’s wrong on the price). Who ya gonna call? Shitty sequels from once awesome franchises, decades too late. How to raise a lesbian: Parenting Tips with Ryan. Nerding Out, App of the Week, and This Week in Rap Philosophy.
Our sacred 30th anniversary limited edition show! Scients crack physics of coffee rings: Republicans rejoice at invitation to slash research funding. Last year’s ‘Wear Sunscreen’ is this years ‘Wear a Condom’. Bad attention is better than none at all in shitty relationships. Wisdom only begets more questions. Peter Jackson: awesome director and advocate for the West Memphis Three. The best roommate ever: a Craigslist dramatic reading by Mr. Jonathan Bell. Apple wins -somewhat- against Samsung. Dr. Feel Google: the Goog fined a petty 500M for pushing Canadian pharmaceuticals on U.S. searchers. Vampire bat kill Mexican: Republicans rejoice for ally against undocumented workers. Laxy Larry pill-infused brownies a no-go say FDA… wtf? Grab your glow sticks and drop the X, MDMA proven to be effective fighting some forms of cancer. This Week in Nerd History: We lost a loved one. List of Lists. Ryan nerds on Breaking Bad and sells is good.
Thanks to Dr. Frank Wang for his fun approach to math and seeming pretty awesome, visit his site: right here!
We have forgotten how to talk and descend into self examination, self questioning, self diagnosis, and discussion. Ryan cooks up some Yorkshire puddings. Jonathan conveys props to Ryan via The Proletariat concerning Nerd on the Street: Star Wars Dance Party. None of Jonathan’s core spheres of existence are popping right now and he’s feeling the suck. We go on to general suicide watch.
Lafayette Little League team, The Round Buns (unofficial name), are eliminated from the Little League World Series and Jonathan relates with the boys of summer with his own experiences in Little League. Darth Jobs steps down as CEO at Apple, leaving Tim Cook in the kitchen. BART spokesman Linton Johnson gets pwned by Anonymous for suspending first amendment access by way of snuffing cellular phone ability during protests; this gives the LULZ boys some modicum of cred in our eyes for actually doing something kinda cool. Nerd kid shines: 13 year old experiments with a new way to harvest solar energy. HP throwing in the towel of hardware production: equally hilarious George Lopez is cancelled, and general discussion about the definition of unfunny: Craig Ferguson. Mortal Kombat: Fight! Now with Freddy Krueger! We have the scoop on the new, unaforementioned HARRY POTTER movie that you most likely never saw coming! Ryan nerds out on the Wheel of Time, and Jonathan has some strong Words with Friends.