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Ep09: Garbage Pail Cans

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Betty Bazookas?

Welcome back after a Mardi Gras and sickness hiatus!  Jonathan shares a grown up’s enjoyment for Mardi Gras, having learned drinking is a journey and not a destination.  Ryan gives an update on the fact that we appear to be the number one podcast in Russia based on spam registrations.  Thoughtful presents that smell like old people in the rain and practical presents like knives and handkerchiefs for magicians.  Charlie Sheen tour is going gangbusters in pre-sales.  The dangers of unwarranted encouragement and pandering to yourself whether you be a child or celebrity.  The Situation’s unfunny situation on The Donald’s roast.  Pouring out a forty for homie Nate Dogg.  Reviews are in for Jonathan’s White Trash Soufflé, band Odessa from Horn Lake Mississippi, and the band Train.  Sex in Garbage Pail Kids’ advertising, Dan Aykroyd’s sees aliens Mufon dot org.  A new Conan coming to barbarianize a reboot.  Contributor to the show JBrown breaks down the tablet computer leaders.  The science fair- its kid’s stuff.  How do you love yourself if you’re transgender and some Nerdng Out.

Dan Aykroyd tracking the heavens for E.T. at M.U.F.O.N.

Rocking out with band Odessa

The Situation: SNAFU

Link to the most awesome eBay auction in some time: Garbage Pail Gagas


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Ep08: Tiger Blood

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For Epic Events Charlie Sheen Tiger Blood

The Aristocrats start off with a belated welcome and muse on their nerd youth a bit then talk about doing ‘ludes with Casper the friendly ghost.  This gives way to Jonathan’s story of jacking himself up on caffeine pills when in high school for Quiz Bowl championships in the state capital and Ryan counters with a college tale of popping Mini-Thins and terrorizing children playing Q-Zar.  In-depth Charlie Sheen tiger blood interview analysis.  Jonathan gets something wrong: what anemia is and Ryan falsely accuses Jonathan of mispronouncing ‘Centurion’ and thus gets something aggressively wrong himself.  Porn star karaoke, Oscar wrap-up, Fox News caught balancing the scales, the Supreme Court rules like a Supreme Chode.  iPad 2 is out and Ryan talks a mite about it while Jonathan struggles to stay awake.  Jonathan’s B-Day plans, some New Orleans news, listener feedback, listener photo-back: a miner’s pick in a hardware store.  Ryan shares a story from the set of ‘Loss of a Teardrop Diamond’, Saving Private Ryan on broadway, Thunder Cats reboot and why all the remakes?

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YouTube: Chuck Sheen: The Interview w/Good Morning America

YouTube: Fox News balancing the scales


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Ep04: Kill a Good Thing

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Chopin used a lot of drugs.

Jonathan and Ryan examine the anatomy of gentrification and Converse shoes while lamenting things once cool and unknown that become popular, common and loved by douche bags.  Jonathan shares the Razzie award nominations from last year and maintains that it is current while it is in fact not; here’s the 2010 nominees: http://razzies.com/history/2010-worst-picture.asp  so don’t let us know about the mistake as we’re sure to fess up next show.

Also funeral music, school projects, British invasion of our superheroes and Chopin trips balls.

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Ep02: Let’s All Go to the Movies

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Jonathan and Ryan go to talking about some movies...Jonathan and Ryan talk about the mob, a great deal about movies and biz chat in general including some entertainment that is nauseating and some that is awesome.  Also Ryan thanks a listener for their feedback by tearing them apart and Jonathan realizes he’s getting older.  Ghostbuster fan clubs, Chewbacca inspires revelers, drunk owls and mis-guided nihilists fill in some more of the miscellaneous banter as the guys deliver episode 2 hot and creamy for your ears.

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Ep01: X-Mas and Stir-Fry

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Logo for The Nerd Aristocracy

Regal and Dorky All at Once

Here we go folks, rolling out for ’11 the premiere episode of The Nerd Aristocracy.

All inquires / love mail can be directed to mail@nerdaristocracy.com.

Forums to come where you can praise or shame us and more episodes inevitable.

Episode challenge; submit movies examples that are an unlikely successful genre mash up… and no, ‘Rom-Com’s do not count: they are not movies, they are affronts to God.

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