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Ep39:The Sexpert

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Sexual Health Expert Erin Barnes

Tonight! We welcome long-awaited guest, Sexual Health Expert Erin Barnes. Erin joins the fun, and enlightens us on many topics. Erin provides care and education related to sexuality, pregnancy, STD’s, abortion, abuse, and relationships. She is also a Sexual Assault Nurse Examiner with a Sexual Assault/Domestic Violence Care Center, responding to sexual assaults, and providing crisis counseling, medical care, and collecting forensic evidence. On top of that, she is a Clinician with a client-centered Women’s Clinic, working in the operating room, and doing ultrasound, recovery, and pregnancy assessment. Erin joins the talk and schools us on all sorts of great things including forensic sex toys (not what you think), and how C.S.I. is not like real life. Learn how a Canadian endured Hurricane Katrina! We talk setting career goals, and we get into some serious talk regarding sexual assault. We talk HPV, facts, treatment, and solutions. Panels are now recommending it for boys, whats the deal? Erin educates us on women’s health initiatives, and what the Proletariat can do. We congratulate Mississippi voters on rejecting Prop 26, the “Personhood” amendment. This leads to talk on religion, Geek Sex, and abortion. Though the three aren’t mutually exclusive. The mood lightens as Erin dishes on what she’s nerding on… Hint: Winter Is Coming. We talk cold weather and hot acting skills. We get back on the sex talk and discuss sexual kinks, forays, and origins. Where’s the line on sexual fetishes? Polygamy: Not just for Mormons anymore. Moving on: the new Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, and Jonathan’s “Falling Down” style day. C-Spire customer service blows. Managerial decisions and delegations. Inflation hits office supplies… the joys of capitalism! Office Depot’s impending death. Then we put a bow on it!

Bumper Music: Salt N’ Pepa’s “Let’s Talk About Sex

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Ep35: Wax On

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Hemlock: the point-maker

Ryan pays for it and recounts former girlfriends, disparagingly young in this case. this leads into a chat about relationship age ranges.  Jonathan does not want to have sex with Ryan’s wife with his compliments of her comeliness, we talk dolling up for going out.  Speaking of snazzing out: Blue Light Special, fedoras on fire sale at a closing K-Mart near you!  Hats beget the need for what?  Hat racks, of course.  Jonathan schools Ryan on this thing called football and New Orleans Saints player Steve Gleason inspires us beyond ourselves.  The wisdom of the ages, put on your oxygen tank, because this session is about to get deep.

The new Modern Library addition about historical awesomeness of the Civil War, virtual monkeys are actually scripting Shakespeare in between flinging virtual poo. R.E.M. is breaking up (or would it be waking up, if your R.E.M. ceases?).  Hipster whose only creation is criticism, doubt, and neckbeards preemptively blame Lana Del Rey for selling out.  Neil Patrick Harris enjoys being a ‘sell out’, ‘whore’, and probably a couple of cool cars and a nice career he can be proud of.  Lessons of compromising your voice to tune into the ears of an audience.  Cajun Mikes featuring the most awesome sandwich board in New Orleans.  Happy B-Day, Jim Henson.

 

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Bumper Music: “The Man Who Played God” w/Suzanne Vega from the album Dark Night of the Soul by Danger Mouse & Sparklehorse.

Note: The Simpson’s episode Ryan referenced was “Last Exit To Springfield” from The Simpson’s Season 4. Available from Amazon.com below.

 

 

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Nerd on the Street: Star Wars Dance Party

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We take to New Orleans for this installment of Nerd on the Street to the infamous spaceport locally known as 1135 Decatur.  You will never find a more wretched hive of nerd and villainy.  We must be cautious.

Please leave comments on the YouTube video page.  Nerd up!
Hyper props to:
Klipar, for use of his Imperial March (Original) available @ http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/imperial-march-ep/id407734049

Members of the 501st online @ http://LA501st.com


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Nerd on the Street: Deathly Hallows – Part 2

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We take it to the people with our first installment of Nerd on the Street as we stake out the premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2 from parts unknown to the interwebs.  Please leave comments on the YouTube video page.  Nerd up!


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Ep17: Heartbreak Hotel

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Ouch...

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Jonathan’s pain goes to the core from his ripped out tooth a few weeks ago to flu, and now his heart is eviscerated by what was once referred to as ‘the girlfriend’. We spend some time as Jonathan blows off the boil from being burned and Ryan manages to be polite and not crack wise; he is now seeking medical attention for his teeth-severed tongue. If you just want the light stuff skip on to 57:35 after the break where we pick up with some of the best breakup songs as recommended by our audience, the missed Rapture, how rape is like a flat tire and more.

 


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Ep09: Garbage Pail Cans

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Betty Bazookas?

Welcome back after a Mardi Gras and sickness hiatus!  Jonathan shares a grown up’s enjoyment for Mardi Gras, having learned drinking is a journey and not a destination.  Ryan gives an update on the fact that we appear to be the number one podcast in Russia based on spam registrations.  Thoughtful presents that smell like old people in the rain and practical presents like knives and handkerchiefs for magicians.  Charlie Sheen tour is going gangbusters in pre-sales.  The dangers of unwarranted encouragement and pandering to yourself whether you be a child or celebrity.  The Situation’s unfunny situation on The Donald’s roast.  Pouring out a forty for homie Nate Dogg.  Reviews are in for Jonathan’s White Trash Soufflé, band Odessa from Horn Lake Mississippi, and the band Train.  Sex in Garbage Pail Kids’ advertising, Dan Aykroyd’s sees aliens Mufon dot org.  A new Conan coming to barbarianize a reboot.  Contributor to the show JBrown breaks down the tablet computer leaders.  The science fair- its kid’s stuff.  How do you love yourself if you’re transgender and some Nerdng Out.

Dan Aykroyd tracking the heavens for E.T. at M.U.F.O.N.

Rocking out with band Odessa

The Situation: SNAFU

Link to the most awesome eBay auction in some time: Garbage Pail Gagas


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Ep06: Angry Gentry

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'saddle up pardner.

Ryan leaves his corporeal being for some freaky out-of-body experience (OOBE) unrelated to drug abuse as Jonathan enjoys abusing a drug in the form of his new-found coffee appreciation.  This gives way to Jonathan’s blitzkrieg on writing off the Egyptian people altogether, detesting other people’s taste in music -particularly Kid Rock and the whiskey bottler / platinum-selling country music superstars Jonathan and Ryan had never heard of: Montgomery Gentry.  Then things mellow out as Ryan reviews Black Swan, theater audiences, the Social Network and unnecessary CGI as Jonathan gets furious about Angry Driver: 3D’s formulaic blah-ness and shames the universe for their lack of concern about the snuffing of federal funding for the arts or something.  Daddy needs a new pair of shoes: the Shoe Carnival not just  a shoe store: it’s an event!  Tyler Durden lives on in the worst way possible.  Ryan spins the news and Jonathan gets romantic on the phone without paying $5.99/min.

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Calm Jonathan down and support the arts, slackers.


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