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Ep14:PSN Hacked and 3D Porn is Whack


and I thought Avatar was a porn...

Happy post Christ egg day as we recap our Easter holiday, Jonathan confesses church anxiety and wonders why E.T. would slip him a ruffie and cop his ball shorts… probably because his funding to phone home was revoked by government budget cuts.  Speaking of aliens, Barak Obama blatantly continues to rule without materializing his placentae and hackers have made off with your confidential skimpies as the Playstation Network is compromised and is down for over a week, burning some 77 million nerds.  Our reign is called into question as Nerd Aristocrats because we are not omniscient in acknowledging the passing of some famed Dr. Who actress.  Rubic’s cubes take a new spin on the Sistine Chapel’s fresco of the Creation of Adam.  Electronic cigarettes FDA ruling: it is not a drug, just a form of tobacco… (hunh?)  3D porn coming at you from Hong Kong (what, not Bangkok?)

We find Jonathan’s missing bottoms and Ryan recounts video taping himself sleeping (nothing to see here).  Website updates about as exciting as news that Friendster states “I’m not dead… yet.”  The Royal Wedding to come: hoping for benign disaster.  Antoine Dodson “Hide your kids, hide your wife, ’cause we’re smokin’ weed all up in here”.  List of lists.  Ryan recalls a disaster of an audition then reviews movies ‘African Cats’ and ‘Hanna’.  We wrap up with Nerding Out: Ryan on American Gods audio book narrated by the awesome George Guidall and Jonathan’s video editing epic continues.


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Ep13: It’s 420 … man


I meant to post this earlier...

A brief history of 420 before a bummer reflection on the BP oil spill and the Japanese nuclear issue… could that give them a superhero: ‘Spidersan’?  Decisive males can play it by ear also.  Nic Cage in the Big Easy having a Little Hard time remembering exactly where he lives.  Speaking of New Orleans… the 5-O, where y’at?  Drive-bys and cat killings galore as cops are slow to react.  Ryan spins the news: personal freedom.  Jonathan discovers the freedom of electronic cigarettes and the tech pitfalls thereof.  Jonathan’s head held high in Vegas.  Easter on the way brings thoughts of holiday candies to our minds and Jonathan asks Ryan what holiday mascots he lies to his child about.  Speaking of candy: top (prescription) drugs in the United States, what do they tell us about our society?  Speaking of strung out:  Trump for president – what happens when unregulated ego jumps on the Tea Party wagon?  Some news: cops can make your cell phone their bitch – now with CellBrite(™) / Restrepo director killed in Libya doing something meaningful while we bring you a List of Lists: top things in film / music / etc…  Ryan reviews Scream 4, the original Tron and Tron legacy, Jonathan recalls his favorite lion film Savage Harvest (narrowly beating out the Lion King).  Some nerding out: Tiger Woods game by EA / Saints update / Ricky Gervais’ new show on HBO and a wrap up with IMDB star meter ego indulgence.


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Ep09: Garbage Pail Cans


Betty Bazookas?

Welcome back after a Mardi Gras and sickness hiatus!  Jonathan shares a grown up’s enjoyment for Mardi Gras, having learned drinking is a journey and not a destination.  Ryan gives an update on the fact that we appear to be the number one podcast in Russia based on spam registrations.  Thoughtful presents that smell like old people in the rain and practical presents like knives and handkerchiefs for magicians.  Charlie Sheen tour is going gangbusters in pre-sales.  The dangers of unwarranted encouragement and pandering to yourself whether you be a child or celebrity.  The Situation’s unfunny situation on The Donald’s roast.  Pouring out a forty for homie Nate Dogg.  Reviews are in for Jonathan’s White Trash Soufflé, band Odessa from Horn Lake Mississippi, and the band Train.  Sex in Garbage Pail Kids’ advertising, Dan Aykroyd’s sees aliens Mufon dot org.  A new Conan coming to barbarianize a reboot.  Contributor to the show JBrown breaks down the tablet computer leaders.  The science fair- its kid’s stuff.  How do you love yourself if you’re transgender and some Nerdng Out.

Dan Aykroyd tracking the heavens for E.T. at M.U.F.O.N.

Rocking out with band Odessa

The Situation: SNAFU

Link to the most awesome eBay auction in some time: Garbage Pail Gagas

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